The Legend of the
Joliday Jalapeño!

Picture this: It's Christmas Eve, the big night is here. And one family makes the daring decision to swap out boring old milk and cookies for chips and spicy salsa. Smart move if you ask me…

Now, rumor has it, Santa’s got a secret stash of jalapeños. He feeds them to his reindeer when the sleigh needs a little extra kick in the sleigh-butt.

So, Santa is making the rounds, and finally arrives at that one house. He is beyond happy to see chips and salsa instead of more cookies and milk. To show his gratitude for the salsa switcheroo, Santa drops off a few extras under the tree. A note, an extra gift, and yep, you guessed it, a jalapeño.

Now, here’s where it gets interesting. He tucks that fiery little gem deep into the Christmas tree and leaves a note saying… “Find the pepper, get the extra present.”

Morning comes, chaos ensues. Kids are tearing through the tree, parents are thinking Santa’s one pepper short of a pot, if you know what I mean. But hey, it’s all about that spicy treasure hunt.

From then on, it’s fiesta every Christmas for Santa at that house. Chips, salsa, and a side of ho-ho-holiday spice. Talk about shaking up the North Pole routine.

Now, is it all Texas-sized storytelling? Maybe. But, hey, a bit of flaming hot flavor might just be what it takes to put your tree over the top this year.

Merry Christmas, folks, and may your night be spicy and bright!